A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
creditshilarious! :D
on a serious note-
clubs to join next yearr:
Canadian Cancer Society
Character Counts Council
DECAEarl Haig Debate Club
Earl Haig Library Volunteer Club
Earl Haig Student Leadership Council - PROGRAMS
Earl Haig World Vision + 30 hr famine
ESL Council
External Affairs Committee
Food for Life (already joined)
Free the Children
Infinity Math Club
McKee Reading Program
Peer Tutoring Committee (?)
The Earl Haig Equity Council
Homeroom rep :)
United Way
Zoom Committee
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH.
resume time :D
